{"id":2925,"date":"2013-03-02T20:36:45","date_gmt":"2013-03-02T20:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/?p=2925"},"modified":"2013-03-02T20:36:45","modified_gmt":"2013-03-02T20:36:45","slug":"se-dirigr-nao-beba-se-dirigir-na-russia-bem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/?p=2925","title":{"rendered":"Se dirigr, n\u00e3o beba&#8230; se dirigir na Russia, bem&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2926\" alt=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/267.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/267.jpg 800w, https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/267-145x98.jpg 145w, https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/267-785x531.jpg 785w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>-Eu to legal, parcero&#8230; tenho um esqueminha aqui&#8230; umas gata linda&#8230; a fim?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2927\" alt=\"335\" src=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/335.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/335.jpg 600w, https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/335-145x110.jpg 145w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>-S\u00f3 meia garrafa antes de pegar a estrada,ok?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2928\" alt=\"430\" src=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/430.jpg\" width=\"634\" height=\"950\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/430.jpg 634w, https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/430-96x145.jpg 96w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>-Meu pneu!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2929\" alt=\"520\" src=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/520.jpg\" width=\"481\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/520.jpg 481w, https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/520-108x145.jpg 108w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 481px) 100vw, 481px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ao causar uma acidente, evite as chapeuzinho vermelhos, escolha um\u00a0\u00f4nibus. Sempre tem mais gente.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2930\" alt=\"615\" src=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/615.jpg\" width=\"454\" height=\"628\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/615.jpg 454w, https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/615-104x145.jpg 104w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 454px) 100vw, 454px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>-Faster! Faster!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2931\" alt=\"716\" src=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/716.jpg\" width=\"491\" height=\"776\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/716.jpg 491w, https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/716-91x145.jpg 91w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>-Head shot!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932\" alt=\"1120\" src=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/1120.jpg\" width=\"1100\" height=\"728\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/1120.jpg 1100w, https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/1120-145x95.jpg 145w, https:\/\/paulopedott.com\/paulo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/1120-785x519.jpg 785w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>-Trem? Que trem?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Eu to legal, parcero&#8230; tenho um esqueminha aqui&#8230; umas gata linda&#8230; a fim? -S\u00f3 meia garrafa antes de pegar a estrada,ok? &nbsp; -Meu pneu! Ao causar uma acidente, evite as chapeuzinho vermelhos, escolha um\u00a0\u00f4nibus. Sempre tem mais gente. &nbsp; -Faster! Faster! &nbsp; -Head shot! &nbsp; -Trem? 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